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Wednesday, May 24, 2006

The wife comes home early and finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful and sexy young blonde!

“You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I want a divorce!”

The husband, calmly replies “Wait, wait a minute! Before you leave, at least please listen to what happened.”

“Okay, but I’m sute this will be the last thing I will hear from you. But make it fast, you unfaithful bastard!”

The husband begins to tell his story… “While driving home this young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenseless so I allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days. With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn’t eat because you’re afraid you’ll gain weight; the poor thing, practically devoured them.”

“Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower. While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave
her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you.”

“I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don’t wear because I don’t have good taste. I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair.”

The husband continues his explanation…

“The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door. When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes, she asked me:

“Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?


  • At 2:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Góður þessi :)

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